http://www.8bitkid.com/2008/05/12/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/ my pixel-elated life... Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:14:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 http://www.8bitkid.com/2008/05/12/top-of-the-muffin-to-you/#comment-96 {Not-To-Scale} Tue, 13 May 2008 00:31:27 +0000 http://www.8bitkid.com/?p=223#comment-96 Euwww....no, indeed you are correct: something cannot be a "top" unless it has come with a matching bottom. Perhaps there are bakeries at the Ecco-plex where elves harvest the muffin tops off of the full-baked muffins, and then the tops grow back, and the process is repeated, but I highly doubt it-more than likely, these hydrogenated oil-soaked disaster-cakes are baked in tin-molds, in the SHAPE of a muffin top. The only difference between them and a full muffin being that they just have a heavier, more fatty density...in which case its really a scone, right? Euwww….no, indeed you are correct: something cannot be a “top” unless it has come with a matching bottom. Perhaps there are bakeries at the Ecco-plex where elves harvest the muffin tops off of the full-baked muffins, and then the tops grow back, and the process is repeated, but I highly doubt it-more than likely, these hydrogenated oil-soaked disaster-cakes are baked in tin-molds, in the SHAPE of a muffin top. The only difference between them and a full muffin being that they just have a heavier, more fatty density…in which case its really a scone, right?

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